The Great American Faith is proud to announce that it is so large in heart that it can house within it all other faiths -- except for that one true blasphemy, these pinheads over here. In standing for everything, they stand for nothing. In contrast, by standing for nothing, GAF stands for everything.
Eric Hoffer noted in The True Believer that, while not every mass movement has a god, every mass movement has a devil. It is what binds groups together In that spirit, it is fitting that we have thus appointed the Unitarians as our devil, even before we get around to naming our pantheon of gods. Stay tuned for more dastardly devils and delightful deities to be named soon.
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